Berlin, October 22, 2025 — The German industrial metal juggernaut Rammstein has reportedly announced a globe-spanning 2026 Stadium Tour—but before you start polishing your flameproof boots, maybe double-check the source.
According to an anonymously written post on a suspiciously named fan page, RammsteinStadiumInferno.biz.to, the band is set to kick off its most explosive tour yet, promising “flames visible from space, 200% more leather, and a live tank battle during ‘Links 2-3-4.’” The tour is being called “Feuer Über Alles 2026.”
🔥 Claimed Tour Highlights (completely unverified)
The “leaked” schedule includes iconic stadiums across 6 continents. Highlights include:
- June 6, 2026 – Vatican City – St. Peter’s Square (allegedly featuring Till Lindemann dressed as a flaming Pope)
- July 4, 2026 – Las Vegas, USA – Area 51 (invite-only; aliens welcome)
- August 1, 2026 – Siberia, Russia – A decommissioned missile silo
- September 9, 2026 – Dubai, UAE – Indoor fireproof stadium made entirely of gold and sand
- October 31, 2026 – Transylvania, Romania – Dracula’s Castle (acoustic vampire-only set)
According to the original article, the band will travel by “pyrotechnic Zeppelin” and power their stage equipment using “molten metal and raw chaos.”
💬 “Official” Quotes (from nobody reliable)
The article contains several clearly fabricated quotes. One claims lead singer Till Lindemann said,
“We wanted to bring the fire to every corner of the Earth—including the Mariana Trench. Underwater concerts are the future of metal.”
Guitarist Paul Landers is also quoted as saying,
“Our new sound system is so loud it disrupted a satellite orbit test. NASA has asked us to tone it down.”
Meanwhile, drummer Christoph Schneider supposedly promised a guest appearance by Godzilla in Tokyo, provided the licensing is cleared in time.
🎟️ Ticket Sales (Scam Alert)
The fake report directs readers to buy early-access “lava pit VIP passes” via a site called rammstein.world-tour2026.xyz. Experts strongly advise against clicking this link, as it appears to be a phishing site run out of a basement server in Moldova.
Even more suspect, it offers “digital wristbands” that grant you access to “virtual mosh pits in the metaverse,” hosted on a blockchain platform that has since gone bankru